House Pint

A pint on the house!

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!

by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

few pints

Going out for a quiet night and end up absolutely twisted.

Ah lads we just going out for a few pints tonight. "Proceeds to go black out."

by Mr Pintman June 29, 2023

pint junkie

A person who drinks a minimum of 2 pints of beer every time they go to a pub or bar

I was once, but no longer am, a pint junkie

by Sexydimma May 16, 2017

Mega Pint

A large, copious, or otherwise excessive amount of a beverage; usually alcoholic.

I sit in my pent house drinking Mega Pints of wine.

by Umm_roo May 29, 2022

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

Pint

Noun - a synthetic meth-amphetamine, used to help anxiety and can help aid in people who suffer from narcplepsy. As well as aid in a better night's rest. May also promote motivation and staying focuses

If you are having trouble falling asleep through out the day, try taking this pint. It helped me.

by Nameless Savage September 29, 2021