Laying Ass

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

by Cpt. Thickens December 01, 2010

Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.

"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"

by henry doobington September 14, 2015

Laying a Grumbler

The act of a loud, rumbling fart.

*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"

"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"

by ThunderPants March 09, 2014

Lay count

Lay Count is the amount of women a particular man has had sex with

Chad 1: Yo Bro did you pull that girl yesterday
Chad 2: Yea, my Lay Count is up to 47 now

by NormiesGetOutNOW October 30, 2018

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018

thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020

Lays dump

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.

by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017