Dutch Omelette

When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.

She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.

by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008

omelette

when you cum in a girl's ear and then fold it over, imitating an omelette

that bitch pissed me off so i gave her an omelette and now she's got an ear infection...serves her right

by dramarama18 April 25, 2005

english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.

Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?

by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007

cheese omelet

Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.

I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.

by Tomek December 15, 2004

oble

going retarded and/or fucking crazy

the man obled as he smoked his bong

by earlybirdz June 11, 2014

Dutch Omelete

The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.

I was blowing Dom and jerkin off Greg when they both farted and made a Dutch Omelete.

by Blumpking2 August 16, 2008

Omelet

Ghetto word black people use for I'm qonna let.

YOO THAT SHIT WAS FUCKEDD UP, BUT Omelet THIS ONE SLIP

by I AM BLACK LOVAA November 26, 2010