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olympic gymnast

a sex postion between wlw, where you lie on your back with your legs in the air. your partner face you and lean into your legs, pushing them behind your ears, while you rub your pelvic bones together.
unknown; my girlfriend and i tried the olympic gymnast last night, she was pretty flexible.
by uhnopesir May 23, 2020
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Nasal Olympics

Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D
50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...
by Chlo' November 22, 2010
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Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife
by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018
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Garret Olympics

A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.
Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?

Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!

Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.
by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019
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Shit Olympics

Used to call out complainers on their bullshit when they compare the difficulties in their life to the difficulties in someone else's life to indicate they have it worse and therefore deserve all the sympathy.
"Those starving kids in Africa, they don't have it bad. I can't afford groceries AND can't get a job because of my debilitating anxiety!", said Bob. "Nobody wins the Shit Olympics, Bob.", replied Sally.
by LoxianBausch December 4, 2019
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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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running away at olympic pace

when you see something so messed up you wanna run out of there quickly - so fast your as fast as an olympian
you see- your mum kissing your dad

YOU- "running away at olympic pace"
by she1l August 31, 2009
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