nupsell

What a wedding-planner tries to do regarding a pre-marriage legal agreement.

Da saying, "Why buy da cow when ya can get da milk for free?" is indeed true, especially when ya consider dat said "no strings" relationship eliminates having any financial shysters try to nupsell ya!

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

nursing out

When a nurse suddenly becomes intensely animated and highly detailed about nursing topics, often outside of a bedside setting. Triggered by a small comment or operational issue, it involves rapid-fire explanations, clinical references, workflows, charting systems, policies, patient safety concerns, and how things should really be done. Essentially the nursing version of “nerding out,” powered by experience, passion, and professional pride.

I mentioned discharge delays and the RNs immediately started nursing out about workflows and patient safety.

by ProcessImprover December 11, 2025

reverse nursing

Pissing into your empty beer receptacle rather than going to the bathroom. Instigated by laziness or lack of access to proper facilities.

The line to the bathroom is probably way too long, and jeter is on deck, so i may have to do some reverse nursing under my coat...

by janitor jeff May 2, 2005

Mutual Nursing

When two people suck on each other's breasts at the same time

Mutual nursing, like a 69 for tits
69

by ziek3411 June 4, 2016

bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing

guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!

by ty148 May 10, 2017

toit nups

Slang referring to a great wedding, coined and commonly attributed to the comedy serious Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

The "Toit" is a shorter version of the word tight, meaning nice, and "Nups" being a shortened version of nuptial, another word for a wedding.

"This is going to be some toit nups!"
Seperated: "We want these nups to be toit."

by nsvmm March 21, 2024

Na’vi’a baby nursing method

This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods

Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 3, 2022