Norman

A device that is a crutch for my disability. Will lead to dissapointment.

Damnit, mom found Norman. I hate ruby.

by JTHICKY January 27, 2019

Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.

For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.

by nomanan October 8, 2018

Norman Vincent Peel

A two-faced Bible-thumping liar and fraud who liked to squealingly merge into traffic and remove layers of financial resources from his followers.

Norman Vincent Peel always said that "positive thinking can make someone rich" --- what he was really meaning was that YOUR positive thinking could make HIM rich! :P

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

Ziva Norman

Useless

Tim “you’re as useless as Ziva Norman”
Tam “at least I can pull bitches”

by Humblebutt1 May 13, 2022

norman

a chineese beggar

norman is begging

by semirublue November 3, 2022

Norman

norman is the best person you’ll ever meet. he takes care of you, he protects you, he’s there for you. you can always talk to him about everything. he always asks if you’re alright. he’s like the brightest star in the sky. his eyes are shining more than anything you’ll ever see and his smile is the most beautiful smile. you could stare at him for hours and won‘t get bored of it. he has such a huge heart and he shows you that he loves you. he’ll be your favorite person in life. if you have a norman,please take care of him and don’t ever hurt him. he deserves the world.

omg i can’t stop thinking about norman. he makes my heart melt. i miss him more than anythingggg<:

by henriette.rhm September 17, 2022

The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.

I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately

by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022