nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

nob-prick

A person with a split personality and both of them are dicks.

"That Sybil is such a nob-prick"

by Limey_88 September 7, 2009

Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.

8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'

by roocifer July 15, 2010

Nob Trifle

Someone who is a proper nob when no other insult will do!

you are a nob trifle. a proper nob trifle

by James Protheroe December 14, 2007

Nob-Robber

A woman who gives off that "I'm crazy and could potentially cut off your penis while you sleep" vibe. It is usually more easily identified when the victim is accompanied by close friends.

"Hey Chad, can I steal you away for a sec? WTF, dude? Did you not see her eyes? That chick is a Nob-Robber for sure! Back me up, Paul..."

"Yeah steer clear of her, Chad. She's not worth losing lil' Chazz over!"

by YanniFZ January 19, 2014

Nob Rocket

A penis so large that people think its going to shoot off.

He is watching it again, the nob rocket is about to launch.

by ThingThang June 7, 2014

nob bucket

A dumb fuck who doesn't think before he acts.

You ran me over in your car you nob bucket

by Sezajeza May 27, 2019