Friends

a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.

Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.

by Suck Ass Friends September 4, 2009

as a friend

What you say about the cutest, nicest, most incredible guy that you hang around with after your boyfriend asks.

Boyfriend: are you cheating on me with that guy i ALWAYS see you with?
Girlfriend: No! I just like him as a friend

by clare rocks March 29, 2005

friend

An unorthodox name picked by someone who has no end in mind. This person does not see the difficulties that will arise in trying to address them by using this name.

A: Hey Sean, have you seen Friend?
B: You're my Friend.
A: No.. I mean Friend Koay

by WoshiMoshi November 18, 2015

Friend

Someone you can share details of your sex life with, without it being weird.

Only a true friendship could withstand conversation including the intimate details of their kinky sex.

by Who needs a real pseudonym January 1, 2017

Friend

a friend, at its most basic level, can be defined as someone who is not family that, if you died tomorrow, would come to your funeral.

Guy A: Ugrhhh *dies*

(a week later)

Guy B: Im going to Guy A's Funeral, he was my Friend!

by lordwortleyofwortley January 27, 2010

friend

Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money

friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...

by Faux-vie January 5, 2009

Friended

When you tells a boy/girl you like, that you have deep feelings for them and the boy/girl reply with something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just think of you as a friend"

Girl 1: "I went up to Jimmy last night and told him how I really felt."
Girl 2: "What happened?"
Girl 1: "I got friended."

Sally friended Andrew when he asked her out last night.

by JMACKLES May 19, 2009