Instagram snowflake

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.

Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree

by Fishlips2023 January 23, 2023

snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.

After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.

by nolandc September 8, 2019

Snowflake intellectual

A person pretending to be an intellectual, usually a politician, who don't have the meats to stand up for their political point of view when it really matters, as in an intellectual argument.

A snowflake intellectual can often become angry, apoplectic and even verbally abusive when they feel threatened in an intellectual debate or when someone tries to challenge their point of view.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

dinosaur snowflake

Typically within an IT or systems engineering context. Noun. A one-off customization for a legacy system what is doomed to die.

"Replacing that router seems like a much better plan than propping up a unique little dinosaur snowflake with three days worth of code writing."

by a-mused November 11, 2009

Snowflake dust

Another name for liberal tears or the complaints and silly whining of modern losers on the left

“That uneducated American is giving off snowflake dust”

by cgoat7 June 6, 2023

Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

Snowflake Baby

A leftover frozen embryo from IVF that is then implanted into and carried to term by a woman that is not the embryo’s genetic mother and then raised as her own (normally with her husband as it tends to be devout religious people who believe life begins at conception)

Natalie: You know I’m pregnant, but it’s not Alan’s, it’s not mine either!
Stacey: What?! What do you mean it’s not yours?
Natalie: It’s a snowflake baby, we’re Christians, we adopted it from another couple’s treatment because they had enough kids already and they were just going to let it thaw so we decided to save it!
Stacey: Is that even a thing?

by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020