New Jersey 

You know your from New Jersey if

You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded

The beach is the shore

You either love or hate New York City

You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses

You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much

You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey

You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia

You know what real pizza taste like

You hate the TV Show Jersey shore

You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever

You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.

You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean

Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else

You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio

Newark is Ne-wark

You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.

You live for Summer

Hey Ted were are you from

I'm from New Jersey

New Jersey by Silverfalcon May 24, 2013

new jersey 

the most misunderstood place in the world

Are you from Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump!
No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.

new jersey by kittycatxoxo December 13, 2010

New Jersey 

The state where the Statue of Liberty is.

Located within New Jersey waters off Liberty State Park on the 12 acre Liberty Island (...), the Statue of Liberty stands 305'1" from ground to the tip of the torch looking out over NY Harbor.

New Jersey by void_main June 9, 2011

New Jersey 

The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like.

i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?

new jersey is the most depressing state in the world!! lets all go move to cali!!

New Jersey by ihatejersey April 4, 2009

New Jersey 

our nation's armpit.

Person: Let's go to New Jersey.

other person: why would we ever do that?

New Jersey by *Puerta* September 28, 2006

new jersey 

A land of great evil. Also known as one the most stinkiest places in all of man kind. One day I decided that I would have to travel through the land of great evil. Little did I know what great evil lied in it. First, as I was driving I noticed that all of my fellow car drivers were extremely bad at driving. This is one of the first things that one encounters in the land of evil. Second, I decided that I would get a bite to eat for the rest of my journey. Little did I know that in the towns it is full of Mall after Mall after Mall to infinity. Culture is extremely rare in this cursed land. From what I could see the land of New Jersey, it might as well been named Caucasia. When I finally exited the cursed land I sighed in relief.

"No man go in those waters; no man come out"

new jersey by Mateo February 28, 2005

new jersey 

An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.

PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit.

PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."

new jersey by Dego Mama August 12, 2005