narc

the lowest form of human being on this earth. a person who in first grade is labeled as a "tattler". Most commonly used while talking about someone who tattled on them for having or doing drugs.

I hate narcs. I'm going to kill them all.

by Mr Bigmin December 14, 2004

Narc

Someone who rats people out to others to lessen their own punishment.

Person 1: Dude you said we could smoke here and it would be cool.
Person 2: I didn't think it would smell like skunk.
Person 1: You fucked us over you narc.
Person 3: Fuck you Logan.

by Slayer Duncan May 25, 2008

Narc

A narcissist.

He is a narc, all about himself, no empathy for others.

by Sam688 December 31, 2010

narcophelia

The sexual attraction and ensuing intercourse with people when they are sleeping

"Yo dog, I banged up that sleeping bitch at the party last night."

"Shit, that's some whack narcophelia that you got up in her."

by C-Pain up in here April 6, 2008

narc

narc is short for narcotics officer. It is used to refer to someone who tells a figure of authority about drug use.

To narc is the action of telling an authority figure about drug use.

Johnny fuckin narced on me and the cops took all my herb.

Muthafuckin narc!

by Fatass January 7, 2007

narcophiliac

Used to describe a rare condition in which a person is aroused sexually by the sight of a sleeping partner. A sufferer of severe narcophilia will be aroused even by the sight of a sleeping stranger and may attempt to copulate with the stranger.

(Compare with necrophiliac/necrophile.)

Last night I came home exhausted and collapsed in bed. Omar saw me sleeping and thought he could get some without waking me up. I always knew he was a douchebag, but now I think he may also be a narcophiliac!

by FearTheBear January 11, 2009

Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

by PainDoc February 17, 2010