Nappy hair

how your hair looks after taking a nap.

Rachel. You must have just woken up, because you got some nappy hair.

by RIH2 November 19, 2010

Nappy Rash

The irritation or annoyance resulting from a relationship with a significantly younger partner.

Adam(26): I shagged that 19 year old chick the other night and now she won't stop texting me and stalking my facebook...
Joe(25): Sounds like you got a nasty case of nappy rash!

by BlackBlades September 04, 2012

Nappy Poo

The act of having a nap while simutaneously taking a poop

Jim: "What is taking Phil so long? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes!"
Emily: "He must be having a Nappy Poo"

by JohnChrome June 09, 2015

nappy grabbers

your shoes, or if you are one of these you will notice that ugly "nappy" people follow you around or you are simply comming into contact with lots of ugly people today. today you are a nappy grabber.

your shoes, or just one of those days when everyone seems ugly to you. on that day you are a nappy grabber. most commonly affiliated with the shoes though.

by donovan gravlee December 10, 2004

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

nappy toe

Invented by Preston Hunt.

A word to describe your toe that sticks out when you have a hole in your sock.

Guy1: Dude my socks are so old I need to get new ones.

Guy2: Yeah dude they really are, I mean look you got a nappy toe.

by MaddieMae April 26, 2009

Nappy Scanner

Someone who looks into used nappies for turds to eat. Also an insult to people to tell them how much of a scumbag they are

Dude, look at that guy he's Nappy Scanning in that bin over there....
Piss of you fuckin Nappy Scanner....

by Smelly320 May 01, 2009