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Never put dick in crazy 

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"

never-cya 

when you say "cya" out of habbit to someone you don't know or wont ever see again.
eg. of the "never-cya"

1) telemarketer - Hi can I interest you in the latest plan from optus?

person - ah nah thanks

telemarketer - thank you for your time

person - cya *hang ups* uh....

never be like holmsy 

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

Never mind 

Meaning you were to dumb to get it the first time so I just gave up
Bob: "How about that play "
Man :"what"
Bob "never mind....."
Never mind by Lilly_B22 June 13, 2017

never dog the boys 

When someone is whipped and bails on the boys for someone else
Old mate never comes out, he should never dog the boys, but he does
never dog the boys by jojnz August 25, 2017

never gona give you up never gona let you down 

rick astley never gonna give you up lyrics or a meme heres the lyrics

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
done
lars: say a meme

mathias:never gona give you up never gona let you down
lars:dumass