muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 7, 2008

mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.

"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."

by TenBaylor June 7, 2022

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute Point

When you see a comment so ridiculous on social media that you instantly mute/block the poster, regardless of length of friendship or without further scrutiny of poster's page

My aunt's claim that aliens made the earth flat so they could farm us more easily was a mute point

by WestBankSam December 31, 2023

The Ruinxix Mute

The Ruinxix Mute was established on July 4th, 2024; It was established because he was chat flooding with a Wikipedia description about the Chrysler 440 V8, which everyone found atrocious and offensive to the Solar Realms minecraft server.

Oh my god, he's talking about the Chrysler 440 V8! CALL FOR THE RUINXIX MUTE!

by Sunsetty July 4, 2024

Mute

Mute in some cases is when someone decides they’re going to dissociate and remove themselves from the world, acting as if they aren’t there. So quiet and distant that they’re “mute”. Sometimes the person also decides not to talk, or go off the radar. Some people use minimal language and words. Others only talk slightly, maybe one conversation a day. But it’s always quiet.

“Ah mate, my friend Sally has gone all mute on me. Blocking me out and being all quiet.”

by Somewhatstrange September 18, 2023

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020