MUTE main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Cheek Mute

Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.

I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.

by rpcgal January 18, 2022

muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 7, 2008

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute Point

When you see a comment so ridiculous on social media that you instantly mute/block the poster, regardless of length of friendship or without further scrutiny of poster's page

My aunt's claim that aliens made the earth flat so they could farm us more easily was a mute point

by WestBankSam December 31, 2023

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024