penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

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Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

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Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

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Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020

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Pushing mush

Anal sex when the recipient has to poop.

I was pushing mush last night

by Stickytoaster September 28, 2021

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Mush Bush

when that pussy stank ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) or cloudiness of the brain ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

“Have you been around Sharon?”
“No but Justin says she has mush bush”

“I can smell your mush bush from a mile away”

“I failed my test yesterday because I have mush bush”

by nihilisticpapi March 9, 2022

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