lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 25, 2011

mow-chow

Verb, meaning to eat quickly or in large proportions

Emily was about mow-chow the entire pizza as if she hadn't eaten in days.

by KevieKev January 25, 2011

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

by Thisnibba January 15, 2020

Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.

Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".

by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022

mow the hawk

Bribe any official, especially the cops

He tried everything to solve it. In the end he had to mow the hawk.

by Aledsledge May 1, 2016

mow :3

basically if ur really weird and meow like a cat this is next leavel

at work i loudly went *MOW :3 !!*

everyone thoght “wow shes Weird why did she mow 😭😭😭”

by satans sunshine January 17, 2024