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Mojo Hand

A Mojo Hand is a Dried Monkey’s Paw. It looks like a miniature Human Hand. You can hold it by its wrist and point it at the one you want to influence (good or bad).
Goin’ down to Loosiana, gonna buy me a Mojo Hand, I’m gonna fix my woman, she’s been runnin’ round with another man!
by anonymous April 5, 2024
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mojo

Your groove, cool, charisma, charm or personal magnetism. Personal good luck charm or adornment.
Get your mojo working.
I need my astromojo
by AstroMojo March 10, 2015
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mojo

mojo is so epic
by not mojoo April 22, 2021
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ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
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schumpeterian mojo

A society's confidence in their free-markets, a confidence founded in the situation where they have successfully eschewed a captured economy (thanks to their free-markets) ; and thence, have heaps of dynamism in their economy where existing products often become obsolete due to the introduction of new products.
Humanity got to the point of transhumanism by the year 2000 thanks to the free-market policies set in place by Mr.Free Market in the year 1980 . Humanities past twas not chockful of schumpeterian mojo up until Mr.Free Market's presidency. The president who switched the USA to a parliamentary system.
by MoribundMurdoch December 12, 2020
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Mojo

Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell".

It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.

Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.

Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.

Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.

Mojo has learnt the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.

In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.

When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
Everything is possible with some Mojo.
Get your Mojo on.
Mojo will make you fall in love, at first sight.
by Bigbubblebum November 26, 2021
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