Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls

Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!

by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game

Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.

by maggebee February 18, 2021

Microwaved baloney

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You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015