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Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!
by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019
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Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
by maggebee February 18, 2021
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Microwaved baloney

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by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023
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Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse
Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.
by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
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microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
by question,john November 10, 2020
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microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!
by Void Controller October 12, 2015
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