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metrosexual

a straight person who dresses up like a gay person like wearing tight tops and etc u know
by daryl rolland November 24, 2004
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metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.
by shaft March 28, 2004
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metrosexual

a person who defines being, existence, therefore love and sex as convenience food. the opposite of savage love
this metrosexual century will not allow me to feed on love. after 7 abortions I am starving for love and cannot find anything short of a relationship that bans craziness.
by marie lascombes June 17, 2004
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metrosexual

Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual
by exal1024 December 16, 2010
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Metrosexual

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
by orangelc October 16, 2010
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Metrosexual

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
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Metrosexual

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017
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