messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.

Dude, get your messy pants out of my face

by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011

messy Mcgver

pulling out a womens tampon and using the string as a cock ring

smart like 80's tv icon messy Mcgver but super messy at the same time

by jackcoke81 May 19, 2008

messy bun

The word "messy bun" means give dae a sloppy toppy or that GAWK GAWK 5000

hey dae i gotta messy bun;)

by daddy daedae April 17, 2021

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

messy octopus

a very sloppy, intense orgy conducted between 8 people

last nights messy octopus was crazy, the feces still hasn't come off

by hamsterturd September 1, 2011

[Messy] [Fingers]

The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure

'have fun with ure bitch'
'yeah i got some messy fingers'
'well in blud'

by cally bads December 9, 2008