derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023

Merk Fr

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl

Merk fr stinks and can’t manage

by Lagsak December 13, 2023

Merked

A person or thing that is ugly

Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked

by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

merk

fuck someone really hard

i’m finna merk that girl

by motherjesus April 23, 2022

merk

a gay skinny mexican

John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....

by faygolmao May 15, 2022

Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022