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derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
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Merk Fr

Merk Fr is the most replaceable Rw and is mid at nhl
Merk fr stinks and can’t manage
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Merked

A person or thing that is ugly
Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked
by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022
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Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!
by Merking Minge June 12, 2022
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John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....
by faygolmao May 15, 2022
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Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.
I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!
by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022
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