Shreddie Mercury

The offspring of Freddie Mercury and Shrek, and was birthed within a meat shredder. If you wanted to brutally murder someone, you could ask shreddie to sing Pi in the Key of A# at 77bpm until the end of existence.
"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

by somefuckerwithafish April 25, 2021

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Lime Mercury

person from cowtown who is going to hell, also patented the "Lime Mercury Technique"

"Lime Mercury is going to hell"

"Let's not use the Lime Mercury Technique"

by Rba November 21, 2004

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Mercury

A very niche clash royale and brawl stars player, but he is considered to be among the most elite players in the current meta

Samuel: Dude have you seen Mercury play a few days ago???

Davin: Yeah, it’s crazy how good he is at brawl stars and clash!!!

by ukwho August 3, 2025

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Conquestor's Mercury

refers to an 11 year old child that got lost in a discord server where its against guidelines to be under 13 and ended up getting admin

yo he's such a conquestor's mercury what is he doing in here

by kansa October 15, 2025

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Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

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Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

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