a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
by anonymous November 29, 2021
Get the Melvinmug. Thug ass n***a
by Melvins and mondays April 24, 2023
Get the Melvinmug. Melvin (also known as the chinese emperor Xi Ling) is revolutionary for the scientific world.
Melvin is the first neandertal reborn in modern time, this is made possible through his love for Billys pan pizza, which reincarnated him in 2008.
He has a total of 2 braincells that are both fighting for third place. Both his chromosones and height in centimeters are 176.
His name was declared in 2009 as another word for autism.
Melvin has a history of anger issues related to the popular game For Honor. Symptoms of Melvin being close to the game can cause him to scream racial slurs, brutally molest his microphone and destroy keyboards.
To prevent these agrevating symptoms he needs to have a parental figure within 10 meters of him at all times, and making him play at night has proven him to calm down.
His haircut (a buzzcut) has granted him access to engage in conversations with monkeys such as chimpanzees, orangutangs and the infamous Herr Nillson.
We suspect that he was raised by monkeys in his youth, which causes this abnormal behaviour.
Last but not least, his monkey based raising causes him to grow hair like a true chimp. He startet the rumors of bigfoot when he was skating and trying to do a macaroni tripple mcflurry flip with a backslick.
Melvin is the first neandertal reborn in modern time, this is made possible through his love for Billys pan pizza, which reincarnated him in 2008.
He has a total of 2 braincells that are both fighting for third place. Both his chromosones and height in centimeters are 176.
His name was declared in 2009 as another word for autism.
Melvin has a history of anger issues related to the popular game For Honor. Symptoms of Melvin being close to the game can cause him to scream racial slurs, brutally molest his microphone and destroy keyboards.
To prevent these agrevating symptoms he needs to have a parental figure within 10 meters of him at all times, and making him play at night has proven him to calm down.
His haircut (a buzzcut) has granted him access to engage in conversations with monkeys such as chimpanzees, orangutangs and the infamous Herr Nillson.
We suspect that he was raised by monkeys in his youth, which causes this abnormal behaviour.
Last but not least, his monkey based raising causes him to grow hair like a true chimp. He startet the rumors of bigfoot when he was skating and trying to do a macaroni tripple mcflurry flip with a backslick.
Person 1: Is he aucustic?
Person 2: Yes hes a bit on the Melvin side of the spectrum.
Patient: Give it to me straight doc, how did my autism test go?
Doctor: Im afraid that you tested 100% positive for Melvin'tism.
Patient: Dag nab it
Melvin: I passed the test. It told me that im artistic.
Doctor: No it said that you are autistic, is your name Melvin my any chance?
Person 1: Is that a monkey?
Person 2: No I think thats Melvin?
Melvin: Ooga Booga
Person 2: Yes hes a bit on the Melvin side of the spectrum.
Patient: Give it to me straight doc, how did my autism test go?
Doctor: Im afraid that you tested 100% positive for Melvin'tism.
Patient: Dag nab it
Melvin: I passed the test. It told me that im artistic.
Doctor: No it said that you are autistic, is your name Melvin my any chance?
Person 1: Is that a monkey?
Person 2: No I think thats Melvin?
Melvin: Ooga Booga
by Xi Ping January 22, 2024
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