Definition: verb: beautiful: usually ending with the surname Hayman, this kind of mary can be very beautiful and very amazing given the right amount of time. A Mary Hayman is the kind of girl who is completly perfect in every way and is there even when you cant see her because if you just look up, you'll see her shining brighter than the rest. When she smiles your going to smile, theres no doubt, when she laughs, well lets just say a Mary Hayman can attract massive audiences with it. But when she cries, it's like the whole world stops and you have to be there and look after that, because if you do, the love you get back is outstanding. It takes a big amount of luck for one to come into your life, but when you do get one, use this simple phrase a lot: I LOVE YOU. Because she enjoys the little things, so make her smile :) Mostly a Mary Hayman can be very funny and witty, can be a bit mental if you leave her to do things by herself so give her all the love and attention she needs. Has a cat called floyd and a dog called cleo to help her with her history. Most people cannot find a Mary Hayman, usually found in my arms, and if anybody tries to take her, she can have a hot temper and will bite. She is so unique and beautiful in her own ways that heaven doesnt even compare to this girl, and as there is only one of her and shes in my arms, I class myself as the luckiest guy alive....
Faggot 1: WWOOOAAAHH !
Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
by DannyBuoooy March 02, 2010
by berthatitt May 27, 2012
Maris’s, beautiful girls, typically with blonde or reddish hair and not always very tall, occasionally very tall. They usually feel things very deeply. It can cause them to become depressed or upset with the world and act out on those feelings. They are beautiful, with bright eyes and a laugh that makes all others laugh. Maris’s are very funny and young, and care deeply about their friends. They are somtimes insecure and seek affirmation from others in potentially dangerous situations, but are never shy to show off their unique style in all ways and make friends. You can be yourself around Maris’s, they make you feel at home and confident. And they got a booty to beat all booties. Don’t ever treat a Maris with anything but kindness.
by dreamer03 April 15, 2019
by Ch1nchilla November 18, 2010
A Male version of Paris Hilton.
M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS
Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged.
Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them.
M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS
Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged.
Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them.
"<insert name here> is such a wannabe big shot Maris. He tried to talk his way into the front of the line, but the bouncer had no idea who he was."
by Von Man August 13, 2009
I hate Mary
by Annaliseglaser June 07, 2021
She will rock your cotton socks off! She will woo you with her ravishing laugh and cute button bottom. She may look innocent but she is actually a sexual deviant. She prefers men of the chocolate frap colour. She also loves her men with large bushy eyebrows. Marie is always up for a good time ;)
I tried to get with marie last night cause rocked my socks off! She really did woo me with her ravishing laugh and cute button bottom. However, she rejected me because I was not a chic frap colour and didn't have bushy eyebrows.
by MaweeCockz August 22, 2012