Malaysian Grundle

A very dirty grundle.
Preferably tapered like your grandma's aera rug.
With scattered pubis.

Sorry baby, I didn't shave my fuzzy Malaysian Grundle.
It'll melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

by Chris Malarke March 26, 2008

malaysian handjob

When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.

Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob

by p00nsailor November 22, 2014

Malaysia

Is a brown skin girl and is cute but haven’t glowed yet And her body banging

Did you see Malaysia today?

by Jason555513535 September 22, 2018

Malaysia

The nice girl you could ever meet.Always speak to people that she really don’t know.doesnt have no kind of filiter.Dont FUCK WITH ALOT OF FEMALE.The prettiest smartest and the bhaddest girl y’all could ever find.and she is super mean.GOT BEST SEX

Malaysia give out the best sex .
Malaysia is the finest girl ever

by Nenjsjs November 20, 2018

Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi

The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.

The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.

by MathPlus June 22, 2018

malaysian invasion

When the dancefloor gets taken over by a good-looking jazzy Malaysian dude. He takes all the girls and they love him because he's so cool and has spinner rims.

Shaniqua got hit by the Malaysian invasion and went home with some guy talking about chicken satay.

by Adam_Jazzy June 29, 2009

Malaysia

Malaysia is probably the single most amazing person you will ever meet. She has a literal heart of gold, and she cares about other more than she cares about herself. She’ll do anything she can to help another person in need. Albeit this is really nice, it sadly makes her not able to see how wonderful she actually is. Malaysia is absolutely beautiful, she's seriously just jaw-dropping. She lights up every room she’s in. She stuck out from the other girls like a rose in a field of weeds. She has the prettiest, most joy-inducing smile you’ll ever see. It’s enough to make someone’s day immeasurably happy, no matter how bad it was prior. Her eyes are reminiscent of the most beautiful, warm sunrise. You could just stare into them for hours, they’re so deep and innocent. She has a wonderfully quirky and funny sense of humor, enough to make nearly anyone laugh. Malaysia has a bunch of hella cute mannerisms that all make her the adorable person she is. The s/o of Malaysia is quite possibly the luckiest man alive, and he’ll protect her and love her forever and ever.

Person 1: “Oh hey, there’s Malaysia.”
Person 2: “Wow, she’s beautiful. I’ve also heard she’s extremely kind.”
Boyfriend of Malaysia: “Hey, that’s true, but chill. She’s mine”

by Jadonarey September 14, 2019