tuna mahoome

Timon eating tuna.

person 1: Hey what are you eating?
person 2: I'm eating a tuna mahoome!

by Emily.Panda February 5, 2020

Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.

"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."

by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024

Taj Mahole

Risky anal sex with your girlfriend after a particularly potent curry.

I’m taking Debbie out for a vindaloo, let’s see if the Taj Mahole is open for business

by Winnie81 January 28, 2025

Darsh Mahoo

A golf shot that results in negative progress toward the hole.

Usually caused by:

• Tree rebounds
• Putt that roles back
• Steep sand bunker shot that roles back
• The golf gods personally intervening

The term was coined by the not-so legendary golfer Cody Fish, who hit a beautiful 5 iron into a tree so hard the ball rolled back past him. Witnesses report that upon impact he shouted “Darsh!” and when the ball rolled back past his feet, he quietly added “…Mahoo.”

In advanced analytics, a Darsh Mahoo is recorded as –X yards gained.

Congrats man, you just gained –12 yards on that shot. Certified Darsh Mahoo.

by Mahooseph March 9, 2026