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faithfull
lester is very faithfull
by asdasr July 14, 2022
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Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.
by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010
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vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.
Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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looter

(N) 1 a: A person who steals everything they can get their hands on, regardless of the fact that the stolen item may be totally useless or broken. b: A person who steals ideas to further their own social situation, anyone who someone who steals ideas. c: A derogatory colloquialism for a troublesome pet.
(a) He couldn't believe how his lovely wife had become such a complete looter. She was even stealing plastic lunch trays from fast-food restaurants.

(b) He collapsed in tears in front of the entire office. he admitted that he was the looter which had stolen the Muppets in Space movie idea and sold it to the Russians.

(c) Pox... get out of the bag of cat food, I just fed you... God, I swear, you are such a looter
by Tlahtoani Anubis June 6, 2005
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lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth
i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!
by listerfiend August 7, 2006
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listerine challenge

An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.

This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.

But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.

**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.

See also: cinnamon challenge
Friend 1: "Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?"

Friend 2: "Okay, what do I do?"

Friend 1: "Swish this small cup full of Listerine - Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you'll get 10$ dollars."

Friend 2: "Challenge accepted."

10 seconds later...

Friend 2: "Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!"
by Poop The Human August 27, 2012
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Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010
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