Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation

"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"

by natewill January 8, 2012

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018

Lone Liker

Someone who likes their own facebook post, because no one else will.

Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.

"You liked your own facebook comment. Who does that?"
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."

by Avian020391 October 8, 2014

lonely whale

Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.

Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.

by Whalienxxx March 23, 2019

Lone babies

Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star

"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"

by ok_grl June 14, 2016

The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010