Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

Gummi Llama

The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)

Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."

by Zoey [HappyBubbles03] March 3, 2008

llama song

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz

Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG

Person 1:whats the song

Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

by MayaTheLlama January 26, 2017

Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove

Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.

by Ian January 24, 2004

llama sexual

1.having an extreame attraction to Llama's.
2. having sexual feelings with Llama's
3. having sexual relations with Llama's

dude 1- are you a Llama sexual?
dude 2- what's that?
dude 1- want to watch me and my Llama have sex?

by freeze dry April 16, 2009

momma llama

Affectionate, private, pet-name for one's mother.

Growing up, my momma llama always made sure I had a hot breakfast.

by Brian Mincey May 19, 2008

Porch Llama

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

by Ese Hernandez January 29, 2008