Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.

Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.

by KillerKristen October 06, 2010

lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 13, 2006

Spear Of Lightning

the act of sitting at a lunch table or other gathering amongst friends and standing up and throwing a fork while quoting a skill from an online video game that nobody will admit that they play in open conversation

"Yo did you hear what Adam did"?
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"

by So Much Sass February 10, 2009

Lightning Rod

When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.

I gave my girl the lightning rod last night!

by PDITTO February 28, 2011

Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 25, 2017

black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.

"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"

by The Fast One June 04, 2009

Ford Lightning

the second fastest production pickup on the planet.

The Ford Lightning will reclaim throne over the viperwanna be... just like everything hemi INC puts out... sorry i meant dodge

by Jacob A November 15, 2005