A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-
The guy who wrote that just died.
The guy who wrote that just died.
by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008
Get the laser pendulummug. An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong
*bright light flashes in the sky*
Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw
Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw
by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022
Get the Jewish Space Lasermug. by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010
Get the Raptor Laser Jesusmug. I very beasty 4cyl Turbo vechile created in the mid 1980s to mid 1990s from the Mazda B6T engine and onwards to the BPT found in the similar production, 323/Familia.
Made in FWD and 4WD models, the TX3 (and 323/Familia) were the "WRX" of their time, triumphing in various rally's and races.
It's sleek look and outrageous power provides an excellence in a sleeper category, leaving many other similar cars left behind.
Made in FWD and 4WD models, the TX3 (and 323/Familia) were the "WRX" of their time, triumphing in various rally's and races.
It's sleek look and outrageous power provides an excellence in a sleeper category, leaving many other similar cars left behind.
by _NeMeSiS_ September 21, 2005
Get the tx3 laser turbomug. The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019
Get the Reverse Laser Snakemug. The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.
Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
by Hellpablo June 15, 2020
Get the Laser Tag Theorymug. liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
by spaff61 November 30, 2011
Get the brown laser beammug.