lap dance

An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.

Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 16, 2017

lap-blocked

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.

Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!

by jezzi May 30, 2008

Lap Children

Term used to describe mildly unrully children held by adults while traveling (usually, but not always, used in reference to air travel).

That flight was terrible, the lap children were obnoxious.

by Zekezula February 26, 2009

lap-pop

Pop music (or other types of music) created on a laptop.
Specifically, the majority of songs by Radiohead and Bjork.

"I just added all that lap-pop to my playlist - I needed a boost today."

by Josh43 April 22, 2006

Lap Hog

A large penis

Dude I've got a Lap Hog and your mom loves to snuggle with it!

by Duphf1 June 22, 2012

Victory Lap

When someone graduates from highschool only to return for a fifth year.

Guy 1: Dude your still in highschool, I thought you graduated.

Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.

by Phallic-Man January 27, 2009

Lapilap Lap

Lapilap Lap is a french slang word originating from the projects districts outside Paris. The term has multiple meanings depending on the situation it is used in. One of the most common uses of the term is to express that you can relate to someone in your presence. But it can also be used as a happy greeting or a mutual dislike of a topic or person.

Person 1: "I can't get this report to work, my laptop keeps freezing!"
Person 2: Lapilap Lap!"
Person 1: "Thanks for the support, *sigh* I'll go get a cup of coffee while it restarts."

by Eklundz February 12, 2021