Koser

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit and instead of it being enjoyable. it feels like the world is ending if only the smell dosent take you first.

It may often splash up, as a final "fuck you" which makes the wiping process that much worse.

X:Dude I dont know what i ate last night but I just dropped a koser and am still surprised im here.

Y: Yeah man, those really can ruin not only a day but a week.

by Gern-haha December 14, 2010

Koshechka

Kitty cat, Russian word for cat

"Awww look at the cute little koshechka licking his balls!"

by MASKVA STALITSAYA February 18, 2010

koser

loser but misspelled

-you suck
-oh fuck you, you KOSER
-*loser

by nick_fox February 20, 2020

Kossher Berger

A jew whose last name is berger

you like kossher bergers

by llalalalalala October 20, 2010

koser

for something to be nasty, not right or just something you wouldnt do

oh my goodness did you see her nappy hair, i swear that aint koser

by chanae November 22, 2003

Kosherosity

the term referring to something's level of kosher

Chillin poolside with Victorias Secret models possesses a high kosherosity. Running out of toilet paper while home alone possesses a low kosherosity.

by KosherKarl December 26, 2013

KOSHERSEDIC

Satisfying the requirements of jewish law while making look HOT!!!

Hows life BOB? Work, kids, marriage? Everything is KOSHERSEDIC, Ward. Thats good BOB.
Hey Samantha! Hey Cindy! What was it like at the club last night? "Everyhing was KOSHERSEDIC" and you?

by eve1 July 24, 2022