koon whistle

the whilsteling sound which a black person makes instead of panting. usually produced by their giangantic nostrils

????:sssss sssss ssss
Person 1:wtf! is that sound?!
Person 2:its just just OJ Simpson running from the police.
Person 1:Oh a koon whistle!
OJ: sssss sssss

by wtfthatsound July 11, 2011

koontash

Very high quality pussy. A beautiful, sexy woman who's had very few sexual partners but is without a doubt amazing in bed. Quite likely has a snapback vagina that is very well maintained and clean. Koontash is very difficult to get in bed but is always worth the effort. The opposite of koontash is poontang.

"That foxy lady over there, now that's what I call koontash!"

"I'm tired of poontang, I need me some quality koontash."

"That girl had that koontash pussy."

by Big Daddy636 November 1, 2013

The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by the virus SARS-CoV-2, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

dean koontz

another name for yr poonanny, your vag, yr cunt ...

alternately

to be used in place of calling someone a cunt.

i kicked him in the balls, so he kicked me in my dean koontz
OR
my mom is quite a dean koontz

by zeev March 16, 2008

Koon Par-Tay

A party in which only koons are welcome.

Hey, you wanna go to that koon par-tay?

Na im good.

by pokerking January 24, 2010

poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..

Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!

by titaniummike January 11, 2008

koonface

One whose face looks like their koon. To understand this word one must define koon. koon is translated by the urban dictionary as ass in persian.

Why does your face look like your koon! Koonface

Why are you such a koonface.

by P KUSH February 17, 2010