by unrealism September 5, 2021
Get the Monkey Knucklemug. Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
Get the Knuckle Onemug. A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.
Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
Get the Jack Knucklesmug. The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
Get the knuckle scrubmug. Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.
by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019
Get the Knuckle Cockmug. Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Knuckle Custardmug. 1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."
"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
by phool23 December 16, 2009
Get the Knuckle Symphonymug.