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Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.
I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.
by unrealism September 5, 2021
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Knuckle One

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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Jack Knuckles

A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.

May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.

My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.

Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
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Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.
I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.
by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019
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Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.
Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Knuckle Symphony

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
by phool23 December 16, 2009
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