Knuckle Chowder

Ejaculation from masturbating.

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower

by ~Rosie January 28, 2008

Jack Knuckles

A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.

May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.

My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.

My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.

Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Gorilla Knuckle

The outline of the edge of a guy's glans ridge through his underwear or pants.

Check out that guy's gorilla knuckle- he's got it pierced!

by merkinmuncher November 4, 2013

Knuckle Dip

An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.

I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.

by Paulkout December 7, 2020

Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.

Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Knuckle Bine

The hottest man of Hunter x Hunter ever in the world of Hunter x Hunter. Also the most underrated

Me: Bruh, I'd let Knuckle Bine get it.

You: Dang me too. you have immaculate taste.

by A total and utterly baddie March 24, 2021