Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.
by Hehevdhhajwndbdb March 23, 2020
by lolsassssssssssss October 22, 2011
A racist twat who’s birthday is on 13th of November his best friend and bum buddy is Bryce who is good in bed. A George Kirk has a chode the size of an ant and Bryce has bolacks of steel if u see a George Kirk there is a national month to kick him in the balls and punch him in nose
by Manny gurr January 12, 2020
a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life
by ChesterChicken December 10, 2021
by B.E. (the best) December 08, 2008
Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. Always kicking your chair if you're in front of him, kicking your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience, nor any morals. He fears no one.
His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.
His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.
Ew, Lane Kirk.
by madyissues November 20, 2019
McKenna Kirk is a girl who has many sides to her. She has a funny quirky side, a sexual side, an athletic side, and an awkward side. She is very bootylicious and sexy and loves being in relationships. In her relationships she gives it her all and is very romantic and down to earth. She wont leave your side for some other guy; she is committed, but one wrong move will get you in the gutter. Her turn offs with guys include: smelling bad, cocky guys, and guys who arn't romantic. McKenna Kirk is a very loyal friend and will be there for you no matter what. She is very popular with everyone and wont take ish from anyone. She's great with kids and respects and loves everyone.
by Kenna May 05, 2014