Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 March 17, 2016
Get the Captain Kirkmug. When a guitarist in a band (typically a heavy metal band) uses too much wah wah effect in their solos, as Kirk Hammett of Metallica does.
by Cheddar Bay Biscuit June 5, 2010
Get the Kirk Complexmug. by lolsassssssssssss October 21, 2011
Get the kirk is beanmug. Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. Always kicking your chair if you're in front of him, kicking your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience, nor any morals. He fears no one.
His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.
His most popular feature is his name up on the Big Screen - for Kahoot, of course.
by madyissues November 20, 2019
Get the Lane Kirkmug. Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.
by Hehevdhhajwndbdb March 22, 2020
Get the kirk colombanomug. by B.E. (the best) December 17, 2008
Get the Triple Kirksmug. a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life
by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021
Get the kirk weilermug.