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Kill Stealer

Someone in a multiplayer video game who waits for someone to weaken their enemy and kills them last second so instead of the person who did all the work getting credit the the person who stole gets it.
Person 1: WOW, that's so gay!
Person B: What happened?
Person 1: This noob just stole my kill!
Person B: I fuckin hate Kill Stealers!
by Urmomther January 9, 2008
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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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kill me

an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one
my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now
by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009
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kill the frog

To explain a joke. If you have to take apart a joke and explain how it works, like a frog, you will kill it, removing all humor that might have been left.
Joe: I really don't get that joke.
Ted: Would somebody kill the frog for Joe please?
by gurzil May 4, 2006
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kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.
by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002
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kill all who oppose

kil everyone who disagrees with you in anyway.
In order for our plan to work we must kill all who oppose!
by Brandon Dockery December 30, 2003
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kill yourself immediately

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else
n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!
by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005
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