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ken dowd

A bottle full of urine.

Name after US Army Major General Ken Dowd, who issued a regulation prohibiting soldiers in theater from going outside at night without a warrior companion to hold their hand. Hence, soldiers who didn't want to wake their roommates for a quick trip to the latrine had to go in a bottle.
Wow dude, you need to clean up your AO. There's like 10 ken dowds under your bunk and I think one of them is leaking.
by Noclaf Eulb August 22, 2011
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ken barlow

A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.
To order a half pint of beer in the pub one might say 'Could i get a ken barlow please'
by James Graley July 6, 2007
mugGet the ken barlowmug.

Ken Effect

Production lines unexplainably stop running when someone named Ken walks by.
I’ve been working non-stop. I wish the Ken Effect would happen.
by Ntlane2004 July 31, 2018
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Ken shawty

A ken shawty is a psycho bitch. She is very werid an random at times an has tendencys to blurt out her random outrageous opinions. People sometimes confuse her with having turrets. she always thinks that its her birthday and will always want to celebrate at resturants perferabley ones that sing. She might play softball or rugby. She loves going to zoos but ends up being left behind in the ostrage exhibit. They can either be a boy or girl depending how fenemine they are. oh an they obviously can't spell. She doesn't like boring people at all she always likes to have fun. If you are boring when a Ken shawty is around, she will scream douschebag at you until you leave. they like to tp themselfs when there going pee. They are the ones that get kicked out of old folks home for getting patients riled by yelling " free viagra ". You will fall in love them immediatley, they will be the coolest people you will ever meet in your life!
She's such a free spirt, she's a ken shawty.

what a mystical creature, she must be a ken shawty.

That chick is ca to the freaking zy shes deff a ken shawty.
by bonbut55 September 28, 2011
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Ken’s dad

Bye honey getting some milk ken’s dad
by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020
mugGet the Ken’s dadmug.

Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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Ken-Duceing

(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought
Everything

Stop Ken-Duceing
by Pettities+BLJ May 1, 2014
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