Fat friend: You look like a rat!
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET
by DMGP2 October 15, 2019
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Get the garry kang mug.h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.
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by ktoto August 4, 2009
Get the Kang Job mug.Cheng Kang is a name of a special chinese guy. Although he is a bit strange, he makes friends easily and chats with them all the time. He shouts a lot, and always has to score the highest mark at all the exams, because if he doesn't, his mother will fuck him up. He is very intelligent and loves science, and everyone will ask him how to do the homework, but for other subjects like literature, he is the laziest thing on Earth. Although being very active sexually (actually, near pervert), he is horrible with girls.
by HUMACAO_LTRR November 22, 2021
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by AnonymousProgressiveRebel November 4, 2023
Get the Kang The Conqueror mug.Cheng Kang is the name of a strange but friendly guy. He shouts a lot and is sometimes racist or tries to humilliate his friends. He is very good at science-related topics, but is the laziest guy with literature. At the end, as any chinese guy, his got his parents shouting at them because he did not score the highest grade of the exam. Cheng Kang is sexually very active (actually, nearly pervert) but is horrible at flirting with girls. He is a bit mad and will do crazy things, but he at the end is a great friend. Everyone asks him for homework because he always has it perfect except when he can't be bothered to complete it.
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