Dumbest motherfucker you will ever meet. Plays Naruto way too much and loves candy. Could be gay... I think all those moans are lowkey from guys.
by yogurt69 April 07, 2017
Gay ass bitch who shoves crayons up his ass. Every time you go near him he smells like cream cheese and ass on a Monday.
by AlexTheSexyNigga May 11, 2019
Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"
by Biggleswurth September 19, 2016
Juan Camilo is a beautiful Colombian who is the Gods of Gods, a sex machine in bed and know to be a legend in the world.
by JuanTheGod February 05, 2016
To be absent, to be free on your own terms. To be freely choosing your activity at the expense of no one else.
To be casually absent, all of the sudden. To be free, on your own terms.
I would rather be outside working on a project, rather than being inside the beach house. My plan is to be Juan Gone.
I would rather be outside working on a project, rather than being inside the beach house. My plan is to be Juan Gone.
by Rosehomme July 21, 2019
by Follow@foyththegoatoninstagram August 11, 2020
The funniest guy you’ll ever meet, he will make you laugh even during the hardest moments. He is an amazing caring guy, a great friend who will always have your back and you will always want to be by his side. He is really positive and sees the beauty in life.
Person #1: He is such a funny guy.
Person #2: I know, he is a Juan Manuel.
Person #1: Of course he is!
Person #2: I know, he is a Juan Manuel.
Person #1: Of course he is!
by Am i right? January 12, 2021