Jonah 

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

Jonah by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023

jonah 

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

jonah by dollvity June 17, 2023

Jonah 

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them

That guy Matt is such a Jonah

Jonah by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023

Jonah 

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

Jonah by redled69 August 10, 2023

Jonah 

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

Jonah by negaballslicker October 22, 2023

Jonah 

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama

Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama

Jonah by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023

Jonah 

Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.

Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)

Landon: found him.. *laughs*

Jonah by anonymous February 16, 2024