Hop Off My Johnson

Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.

Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"

Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.

by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 9, 2010

Boris Johnson

The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.

Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.

by The angry autistic gay December 20, 2021

dwayne "the rock" johnsons

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

Hass Johnson

Slang for a Muslim guy's penis

The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.

by The OC Kid March 8, 2013

gregory johnson

A large, thick penis in terms of modifying the phrase "johnson," with "gregory," meaning 'girth' -- named after an extra fat, thick retarded child.

I had my gregory johnson hanging out all over the place!

by moses alfredosauce August 1, 2008

Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

by SteveANGER February 15, 2009

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011