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jason giambi

a type of sexual maneuver, where one shoots his load on a girls chest, licks it off and then swallows it. named after the famous yankees slugger who uses it as his signature move; allegedly it turns on girls.'
"I'm gonna pull a Jason Giambi on Sarah tonight."
"Dude that's gay. Why the fuck would you drink your own cum?"
"Good point."
by Yanke August 10, 2007
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Jason

Even though he's intelligent he gets lost in the underwear section. Can hack any computer and do unique stuff on one. Jason is a cool, funny guy.
Of course Jason would do that.
by YankeesGirl845 November 9, 2013
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Jason Mraz

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes
Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"
by E-Tag! October 23, 2008
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jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.
"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"
by lemadhatter November 12, 2006
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Freddy vs Jason

A 2003 film about a battle between Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series and Jason Voorhees of the 'Friday the 13th' series.
I should have known you wouldn't stop killing, your like a big, stupid dog who can't stop eating...even though your master says you've had enough!!!
-Pamela Voorhees/Freddy Krueger
by Roger_Alvey_ July 16, 2008
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Jason Bourne Door Opener

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.
by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009
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Jason Kendall'd

Getting so drunk that you think you are the sub par catcher from the milwaukee brewers.

Being so drunk you sit in a catchers stance waiting to throw up.
Has anyone seen Charles?

Oh he's totally Jason Kendall'd right now?
by CheBoyJar October 19, 2010
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