Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

Jeff by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

Jeff

He is a guy who will use you,he is rich but people use him for his money.He is a Playboy but sadly no one likes him,a Jeff is usually short.

Jeff is a bitch

Jeff by Urhoe3000 July 12, 2019

Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

Jeff by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019

Jeff

That Fatest And Stupidest Criminal On Henry Danger Portrayed By: Ryan Grassmeyer

Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!

Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go

Jeff by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019

Jeff

small dick havin ass skinny motherfucker.

"jeff is a little pussy"

Jeff by jeffhassmalldick123 August 29, 2019

Jeff

Some dickhole

"Hey Jeff", Jeff * causally fucks a parrot. " Fuck you Jeff

Jeff by Dr.Tedums September 2, 2019

Jeff

The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.

They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.

Fuck Jeff.

Look at Jeff over there, just Jeffing it up!

Jeff by Salvatore Perigio September 15, 2019