Jaxzon is like someone who grew up in a horrible hick town like Shelburne yet is still one of the best around. They're the most handsome and beautiful person you'd meet. In bed or just smoochies is hands down the most magical and majestic. They're above all in intelligence and is smart enough to solve any problem. Jaxzon won't give into peer pressure or any social trends and just does their thing. They CREATE trends and make things cool again. Jaxzon also loves everyone and works damn hard. Hardworker and preserved? YES MA'AM! If you've never met a Jaxzon you need to because you're missing out. The moment you meet Jaxzon you'll probably fall in deep unconditional love and they'll influence and change your life forever, but that's okay because it happens to everyone. Who knows? They may even love you back.
by Bigballsoffury December 19, 2016
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Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
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