Italian

The sworn immortal enemies of Dr. Atkins

New York

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004

italian migration

The movement of Italian people to Brooklyn where the first generation Italian-Americans are born followed by the movement of those first generations to Staten Island where the second generations are born followed by the movement of the first generations and the second generations to either Florida or New Jersey.

Yeah, my parents are from Brooklyn.

by Italian And Damn Proud of It September 9, 2004

iTampon

The sister of the iPad. Makes women able to listen to music while having their period. Also makes them able to swim.

Katie: Mom, I'm having my period. Have you seen my iTampon?

by marieantoinetteinlatin January 29, 2010

olive garden italian

A fake italian person who does not know how to cook real italian food and has to go to Olive Garden, which has terrible italian food. Also any italian who does not follow the italian traditions.

Joe-Hey want some italian food tonight,we can make some sauce together?
Maria-Sure, but lets go out, how about Olive Garden, its good food.
Joe-No its terrible, your such an Olive Garden italian

by Ann Maria November 4, 2007

italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.

"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."

by Zac C June 9, 2005

italian shower

The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.

"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"

Also, See Nick Cordella

by Devantoucher April 30, 2005

italian x-ray

When a woman is silhouetted by light behind her making her clothing see-through and exposing her assets to the world.

At my bar, when a woman walks outside during the day, the sunlight will stream though her clothing and you can see all her stuff. it can be quite excellent. It's called an italian x-ray.

by sal de apio August 29, 2006