pedigree chum

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

by steve_rogers_is_dead June 16, 2008

chum stick

It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!

Dude, she looked like she had dry lips, so I let her use my chum stick!!

by Uncle Kurtie June 22, 2007

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021

Chum stomach

Currently known as a sex move; when a male over 60+ ejaculates into a woman between the ages of 18-20

Girl 1: so what was it like with that retiree

Girl 2: omg it was crazy he totally chum stomached me

by Randomfoo March 6, 2021

Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice

Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good

by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022

Tiny Chum

Tiny Chum is what you call a very short but oddly smart person. Another word for it is Cheu.

Lin: Hey Alex, check him out.. hes a Tiny Chum

Alex: I see him! are they always that short?

Lin: Yea, Cheu's a tiny chum.

Cheu: Yeah, I know

by Feania May 11, 2023

chum the fish

v. To vomit, particularly a foul mixture of liquid and food particles, such as the nefarious buckets of fish blood and guts spooned into the sea by fisherman to attract fish.

We couldn't leave the frat party in time to meet you because your boyfriend was in the bathroom chumming the fish.

Dude, quick! Where's the bathroom? After that last round of shots i really gotta chum the fish!

by Vagabond King July 8, 2014