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united nation intelligence taskforce

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.
"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"
by Cyrill July 30, 2006
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Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
by The Evit One October 28, 2010
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A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.
Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
by Compersious June 25, 2019
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Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
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URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI

SEE GOOGE AD WORDS pretty much came up with this but SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI is the MARKETING YOUTUBE and says URBAN DICTIONARY: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE A HEAD OF THE ERA AI
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL January 12, 2022
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College Grade Intelligence

A psuedo-intellectual person who thinks their degree gives them a higher level of ability or social status.

They will often look down on people without a degree (or those who don't declare their degree) even though their distinct lack of experience leads then to make more mistakes than any person they consider below them.

See "man child" or "bad boss"
That project failed, huh?

Yeah, Jill's college grade intelligence messed everything up again.
by DickieBradstreet February 28, 2025
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apple intelligence

apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.
apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.
by why are russian girls so cute September 11, 2025
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